Once upon a time...
in a kingdom full of mystery and magic, a young girl named Tina was born. Being a silly little llama, she decided that following her passions in art, design and all things visual was a good idea. This would have been slightly less silly if she hadn't decided this after she had gotten her undergraduate degree for Linguistics at NYU. Boo hoo. Now she spends time free-lancing, getting up to date on all the design snobbery, contemplating whether this was all really a good idea or not, and doodling the occasional slightly-disturbing-but-hopefully-still-tasteful-and-maybe-even-pretty drawing. Sometimes she goes outside. Just kidding! She actually gets set on fire the second she sees sunlight.
True story.
If for some unfathomable reason you feel compelled to contact her, send her an email at tina@milkmusket.net. She will do her best to respond to you in a manner that almost passes for human. Thanks!
Tina's Big Ol' Table of Skills
(or sometimes lack thereof)
After many long years of hardship and grueling training, I have finally become a level 22 artist/designer hybrid. For your convenience, I have produced a quantitative evaluation of my abilities (the numbers provided here include bonuses from equipment).
Get it? Stats? Like a video game? Except instead of beating up vicious beasts in order to level up I just kind of pick my nose and draw and design and stuff.
My god, I'm so sorry I made that joke. This is why under social skills I only have 1 point.
